A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
Riiiight, “kidnapped”… 😉
This made me laugh. “Aww man, Dad, you wouldn’t believe the luck I am having, I was hunting trolls, and then bam! Dragon carries me off. I’m writing this to explain, and tell you he is ransoming me for 1000 gold…”