So a monthly visitor walks into a bar…

And holds up the whole place at gun-point demanding all of the booze, salty foods, chocolate, and cinnamon gum that they can find…

Quelling my inner rage-murder-screaming is difficult, I haven’t had my period in about 4 years (all the time spent pregnant or nursing) has left me unprepared for this occurrence starting again.

Part of me wants to celebrate my monthly cycle restarting as the moon wanes, and is intrigued by the idea of using my moon blood as a consecration tool for a special ritual.

The rest of me wants to hide in a darkened room with a heating pad on my belly, and to be left alone until the pain stops. The idea of a magical ritual or ceremony only causes rolling growls to emanate from me, and a glint of fangs starts to show.

Maybe I will compromise with capturing some and storing it for later when I am less murderous….

About darkbookworm13

I am a proud mom to 3 beautiful girls, and married to the love of my life. I have been a practicing Witch since the summer of 2003, having studied many different paths over the years, ranging from Wicca, Goddess only worship (courtesy of StarHawk), Eclectic Paganism, Kitchen Witchcraft, Norse Paganism, Hearthcraft, Spiritual Luciferianism, and more. I have worked with the Futhark runes, Brian Froud's Faeries Oracle deck, Tarot decks, and I am currently working on a customized divination set based on collected items. I like to work with herbs, and gardening. I crochet and make handicrafts like wood burned items, paintings, drawings, toys, and hand sewn doll clothes for my daughters. The only title I call my spiritual path is Witchcraft, as using magic entwines deeply with the worship of the Gods who call me Their own. My Patron deity is Loki, who has chosen me as His kin.
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3 Responses to So a monthly visitor walks into a bar…

  1. morgan says:

    wait for an easier day, then do the ritual.. you will be feeling a bit better and you will have that sense of accomplishment (or just eat a honking 10 lbs of chocolate)..

  2. Thelibertylamp says:

    Your salt and vinegar potato chips are back!

  3. Hot shower, Midol, salty goodies, chocolate treats, and ice cream have been acquired.

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